One Penny Profiles
Here is the first One Penny Profile:
To get the profiles started we got to go to the top: George W. Bush. Here is his Profile according to One Penny.
George Bush–A prolific automaton from Alpha Centurai who happens to run a rich and power country, G. W. Bush is four parts fillibuster and six parts fuck up. G.W. Bush is a stump of a mind who happens to have eyes set too closely together. This has had the adverse effect of hypnotizing millions and therefore promoting his agenda of world denomination. With an eye for bad fashion and an in depth love for Wiccan chanting traditions his neighbors have been concerned that the Bush family has lowered property value. He also has set a record in Oklahoma for eating the most chicken wings, a total of 132, at the Bar-B-Barn.
